Candle Care 101:
How to Avoid Burning Your House Down (And Other Practical Tips)
Candles are the perfect way to add a cozy and relaxing ambiance to any space, but let's face it, they can also be a disaster waiting to happen. So, to help you avoid burning down your house (and other hilarious mishaps), we've put together a list of candle care tips that are guaranteed to make you laugh.
Trim your wick...but not too much: You know what they say, "size matters" and that definitely applies to candle wicks. But before you go trimming away like Edward Scissorhands, remember that you don't want to trim your wick too short, or your candle will burn out faster than a Kardashian marriage. So, aim for about a quarter inch, and you'll be good to go.
Keep your candle away from flammable objects...like your roommate: We get it, sometimes your roommate can be a real hot mess (literally). But just because they're a walking fire hazard, doesn't mean you have to be. Keep your candles away from anything that could catch on fire, like curtains, couches, and your roommate's hair.
Don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours...unless you want to reenact the Great Chicago Fire: As tempting as it may be to burn your candle for hours on end, resist the urge. Not only will it make your candle burn out faster than a Taylor Swift relationship, but it could also start a fire that rivals the Great Chicago Fire (or at least the one in your dorm room).
Extinguish your candle before leaving the room...unless you want to start a "hot" new trend: We know you're a trendsetter, but starting a fire is not the kind of trend we had in mind. So, make sure to extinguish your candle before leaving the room, or risk starting a new "hot" trend that nobody wants to be a part of.
Keep your candle out of reach of children and pets...unless you want to give them a new toy: Let's be real, kids and pets are like magpies. They're attracted to anything shiny and new, and candles are no exception. So, keep your candles out of reach, unless you want to give your toddler a new toy (or your cat a new fur coat).
In conclusion, candles are a great way to add a cozy and relaxing atmosphere to your home, but they can also be a disaster waiting to happen. So, follow these hilarious tips, and you'll be able to enjoy your candles without worrying about burning down your house (or starting a new trend that nobody wants to be a part of).